Wednesday, October 24, 2007

You Name It, It's Bush's Fault

A concise history of political cause and effect in modern reality as seen by Kos, HuffPo and FDL and others incapable of having coherent thoughts concerning events that have happened on October 24th.

1912 - First Balkan War: The Battle of Kumanovo concludes with the Serbian victory. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1917 - Battle of Caporetto starts on the Austro-Italian front of World War I Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1917 - The day of the Russian revolution, The Red Revolution. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1929 - "Black Thursday" stock market crash on the New York Stock Exchange. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1930 - A bloodless coup d'état in Brazil ousts Washington Luís Pereira de Sousa, the last President of the First Republic. Getúlio Dornelles Vargas is then installed as "provisional president." Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1935 - Italy invades Ethiopia Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1944 - World War II: The Japanese aircraft carrier Zuikaku, and the battleship Musashi are sunk in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1945 - Founding of the United Nations Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1947 - Walt Disney testifies to the House Un-American Activities Committee, naming Disney employees he believes to be communists. Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1954 - Dwight D. Eisenhower pledges United States support to South Vietnam George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1957 - The USAF starts the X-20 Dyna-Soar program. George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1960 - Nedelin catastrophe: An R-16 ballistic missile explodes on the launch pad at the Soviet Union's Baikonur Cosmodrome space facility, killing over 100. Among the dead is Field Marshall Mitrofan Nedelin, whose death is reported to have occurred in a plane crash George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1964 - Northern Rhodesia gains independence from the United Kingdom and becomes the Republic of Zambia (Southern Rhodesia remained a colony)
1973 - Yom Kippur War ends George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1977 - Veterans Day is observed on the fourth Monday in October for the seventh.and last time. (The holiday is once again observed on November 11 beginning the following year.) George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1980 - Government of Poland legalises Solidarity trade union George H. W. Bush’s fault.1986 - Nezar Hindawi is sentenced to 45 years in prison, the longest sentence handed down by a British court, for the attempted bombing on an El Al flight at Heathrow. After the verdict, the United Kingdom breaks diplomatic relations with Syria, claiming that Hindawi was helped by Syrian officials. George W. Bush’s fault
1990 - Italian prime minister Giulio Andreotti reveals to the Italian parliament the existence of Gladio, the Italian "stay-behind" clandestine paramilitary NATO army. George W. Bush’s fault
1995 - A total solar eclipse is visible from Iran, India, Thailand, and SE Asia. [2] George W. Bush’s fault
1998 - Launch of Deep Space 1 comet/asteroid mission George W. Bush’s fault
2002 - Police arrest spree killers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo, ending the Beltway sniper attacks in the area around Washington, DC. George W. Bush’s fault
2003 - Concorde makes its last commercial flight. George W. Bush’s fault
2006 - Justice Rutherford of the Ontario Superior Court of Justice struck down the "motive clause", an important part of the Canadian Anti-Terrorism Act. George W. Bush’s fault

Katrina was a combined Bush family effort that included both dead and alive relatives throughout the globe, but the levee break was the sole responsibility of the Walker family.
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