Sunday, August 05, 2007

Ron Paul's Presidential Victory Margin Grows

Who do you think won the Republican debate?

Ron Paul 19,680

Mitt Romney 3,039

Rudy Giuliani 2,545

Nobody. I'm waiting for Fred Thompson or Newt Gingrich to enter the race. 2,333

Nobody won. I'm voting Democratic. 2,050

Mike Huckabee 1,805

Sam Brownback 950

Tom Tancredo 541

John McCain 515

Tommy Thompson 354

Duncan Hunter 334

Total Vote: 34,146

Ron Paul has increased his Presidential vote lead submitted by his hand picked staff of 30 to 19,860 which breaks down the multiple voting and the dead vote to an average of 656 votes per person, depending on how long each voter has been dead or how long the semi-alive voters could concentrate during one session at the computer.

It is reported that Hoffa delivered the increased dead vote, but Hoffa did not return phone calls in reference to this story. Youngstown police also had no comment nor did the turf at Giant's Stadium.

Daily Kos supplied the necessary voters in the semi-alive/conscious column, but was too busy scrubbing comments detrimental to American soldiers and the kos cause to comment for this story.

Favorite son, Texan Lyndon Baines Johnson, former President, stated that Paul would be supported financially whole heartedly by Brown and Root if Lady Bird heard the singing and if, a big if, Brown and Root got the final "okay" from cough VP Cheney who now mentally controls Halliburton, the present owner of Brown and Root. Johnson was not available for comment for this article, but unnamed sources in Iraq stated it is all a "corporate profit scheme" that supports the war. The same source stated that Building 7 was imploded by unnamed operatives from Israel.

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