I have scoured the internet to find out Zack's positions. I have looked for quotes and statements from Zack, not the regurgitation of his print and electronic material, but meaty pontifications that define Zack as the pollster's dream candidate.
I can't find any.
Zack won't debate. Coward.
He appears to be strictly scripted by his handlers. Wuss.
I think Zack doesn't exist. *
I think Zack is a sockpuppet for Nancy Pelosi's faux-candidate plan to get her new drapes.
Update:
At Pelosi's hideout, there are reports that there is no Space between Pelosi's newly installed drapes. It is noted that the new drapes are royal blue with gold trim and golden braiding donated by ACORN and various unions.
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