State Mandates Food Cops in Every Restaurant
Reminds me of the old joke about restaurants in the Soviet Union.
A man who went into a restaurant and ordered an item off of the menu, only to be told that it wasn’t available and that he should order another dish. The man was indignant: I thought we had choices here, he said. You do, the manager replied: you can order what we want you to or you can get out of this restaurant.
Ah, Massachewsets.
