if only the people at UPS let me have 5 minutes alone with the person responsible for their "Logistics" ad.
Since I am pretty sure I won't get my 5 minutes, a suggestion to all that know or work with this sadist. Please put the sound track on their answering machine 20 times a day. On their cell phone voice messenger. On their iPod. On their DVD player. On their CD player. Every USB device they own. Repeatedly email the ad to them. Yep, Facebook it, in fact, use all the social networks. But most importantly, hum it every time you all are in ear shot.
