Friday, March 26, 2010

Brave Steve Driehaus Faces Down 30 Floors Of Terror

Oh, those right wing nuts. Hobgoblins in denim with pitchforks, bricks and scraping knuckles acting as nightriders through the perilous fight of the left's march toward the light.

Concerning the story that Steve Driehaus' office window had been shattered by a stone, one wag stated that the Cincinnati Reds need the name of the thrower immediately because none of players for the Reds could toss anything 30 stories high. That's 441 Vine Street, Suite 3003, Cincinnati. Maybe it was a right wing meteor.

Congressman Betsy Markey is so upset about threats to her that she had a staff member request extra patrols around her home in Fort Collins, Colorado, which is unoccupied.

Congressman Weiner's office received a "Drop Dead" note accompanied by mysterious white powder. Yep, baking soda is good for cleaning out fouled diapers. Even as the little emperor is naked he'll be sure to swear at someone, throw a phone, but he will also be right there in front of the cameras to play the victim.

That the Tea Party is made up of dry old white guys is irrefutable to the press which points out that violence against blacks has to stop!!

Thank God for these brave people, including Steve Driehaus, who stare down upon voters and say, "No more."