Thursday, September 24, 2009

Zalaya Has Gas

They're torturing me, Honduras' Manuel Zelaya claims
It's been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He's sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and ``Israeli mercenaries'' are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.

Yeah, but the real torture will begin with ear splitting broadcasts of Madonna, Elton John and Barry Manilow.

Now that's torture.