Nana Pelosi could be our club pin-up girl since she's the sorry loser calling Americans un-American because we don't like her plans or her ways and we have the audacity to speak up.
Being un-American, we could start our club meetings with the Pledge of Allegiance and discuss the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
You know, do all the things that Pelosi wouldn't understand.
Oh, and we could have little Steny Hoyer as our mascot and parade him around to entertain people in all his sartorial splendor as a red blooded, hard working American.
