Nancy "You Un-American Protester" Pelosi and Obama have the plan for national health care and we are just too dumb to understand the depth of their caring and their desire to only look to the welfare of us, their citizens.
Publisher: USSR Ministry of Health
Date: circa 1963
Discovered at: Prairie Village estate sale
The Cover Promises: Soviet men are so vigorous in all capacities that women must peer upwards, on constant alert, ready to catch the newborn comrades that rain from the skies.
Representative Quotes:
"A uniform system of free medical attention operates throughout the Soviet Union." (page 14)
Unfortunately, the smiling baby won't exist under this plan. They're not in the Human Ecology Plan.