Saturday, February 07, 2009

Do You Want Sex With Obama?

WOW! This is a piece that elicts a huge, "Who cares?"

Sometimes a President Is Just a President
Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

This is why I have never run for president. I'd hate to disappoint or cause feelings of guilt to so many women.

This is also why I no longer read the New York Times. It is chock full of crap.