Tuesday, July 29, 2008

LA Banned In Areas With Smart People

In a unique move today, areas where intelligence exists nationwide banned any mention of LA, California in hopes of stopping the spread of stupidity outside of NYC and California. Specifically named were Mayor Bloomberg and the entire government of the state of California in hopes that their inanity would not spread.

L.A. OKs moratorium on fast-food restaurants
In bid to fight obesity, city imposes one-year ban in poor neighborhoods

In other news there was a motion in Sacramento to demand a bill stating the sense of the House concerning personal responsibility, but no one would take personal responsibility for such a bill.