Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Buffett's Reverse Pig Out At Tax Trough Through Desired Regurgitation

I should pay more tax, says US billionaire Warren Buffett

MEMO
TO: WARREN BUFFETT
FROM: mRed
RE: TAXES

If you feel the need to open your doddering mouth about taxes please do so in the privacy of your own world. I do not want to pay more taxes at any level including local, state and federal taxes nor do I want to pay more of their fees, services and other gimmicky ways government sucks money out of our pockets.

If you want to pay more taxes, fine, do so, but shut up about it. Now, liberals will puff out their chests and crow about how even a running dog capitalist pig such as you understands the need for more taxation, thus more taxes can and should be levied. Thanks for that Warren. You're a prince of a fellow.

Maybe we can pay a new tax for left handed lesbian nuns who play violins made by dyslexic dwarves from Steubenville.