Rather chokes up, and hunkers down
Dan Rather has always been a posuer. From his lax knee hoisted on the bumper of a Jeep in Vietnam to his laughable forgeries to try to discredit President Bush just before an election, Dan has always tried to be the kid with the drive to produce the firstest with the mostest.
A Boy Scout Dan is not.
Dan Rather is not rather smart.
Dan Rather has and is drinking his own bath water.
Dan Rather is dumber than Cher.
Dan Rather is a noir gumshoe who got a beat and blew it.
Nick Nolte does Rather better than Dan does Rather,
How sad is that?
Sadder than a stone without a riverbed. Sadder than a lyre without a liar.
Sadder than Clinton without a blue dress. Pick your Cinton. No matter.
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