39 Ways to Leave Your Lover

I was reading Sniper One, which I do everyday, and I came across his post on Azzam the American, aka Adam Gaddahn, who has posted some demands to America. It is a must read. I love the fact that this wackjob loves a band named Xenocide. In Sniper’s link to the source at Laura Mansfield I saw something else that is from 2003, but is posted periodically for any slacker jihadist needing a pep talk.

This was written by Mohammad Bin Ahmad Al-Salem:

39 Ways to Serve and Participate in Jihad…
The only solution is the greatest jihad
World peace no longer suits us.
No peace with the enemies--this is the law
And the creed in each Muslim heart.

I arrived at this premise--that jihad is the Muslim community's only
option and its clear obligation--after consulting with one of the brothers. I
decided to write a book about the practical actions that anyone can take to
serve the jihad and those who fight it, advancing the jihad no matter how
insolent the aggressors become(1).

A couple of my personal favorites:

31. Hostility and Hatred of the Infidels
32. Trying to Ransom Prisoners
34. Electronic Jihad
36. Raising Children To Love Jihad and Those Who Wage It

and:

A failure to engage in and prepare for jihad is considered a sign of
hypocrisy. The prophet said, "Whoever has died without fighting and resolving to
fight has died on a branch of hypocrisy."

Feeling perky now? If not read the whole thing so when jihad comes to your neighborhood you’ll be up to date on how to be part of “Kill the Jews and Christians Day(s)”.

Fun will be had by all!