(WTF-P - Photo) An unidentified boy known locally as Peter Pan is seen surrounded by fearless local Freedom Fighters thought to be Mullah Mahmood, Osama bin Laden and Mullah Abdul Qassim in Helmand province. An uncorroborated report stated Rep. Jack Murtha (D-PA) is also thought to be in the province to involve Taliban leaders in negotiations concerning redeployment and funding issues.
UPDATE: In what is being called an unrelated event it is now being reported that Speaker Nancy Pelosi was sighted wearing a poncho, a facón knife, a rebenque whip, and bombachas trousers. Anonymous high ranking locals report she was looking for a person called (?) "Hairy", but couldn’t elaborate.
