Thursday, March 22, 2007

Gore's itching on global warming


They give you fever
when you kiss them
Fever if you really learned

Fever

Till you sizzlen
But what a lovely way to burn


But what a lovely way to burn
But what a lovely way to burn
But what a lovely way to burn



"The planet has a fever," Gore said. "If your baby has a fever, you go to
the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well,
I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's
on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant. You take
action."
Flame retardant babies? Al's on fire here and he's gotta a fever.
globAL warming 4 Dummies.
"I fully understand that Kyoto, as a brand if you will, has
been demonized," Gore said.
Demonized? Well, yeah. By Russia, Canada, and most other countries that didn't want to use Kyoto as a vehicle to cripple the United States. Oh, and Kyoto got 0zero0 votes in the Senate.
Enron liked it though. That's a comfort. I guess. Maybe.
"There is a sense of hope in this country that this United States Congress
will rise to the occasion and present meaningful solutions to this crisis," Gore
said. "Our world faces a true planetary emergency. I know the phrase sounds
shrill, and I know it's a challenge to the moral imagination."
Crisis? Emergency? Shrill.
It actually boggles the imagination that this boy ever got elected in the first place and when he got dragged up to VP, he and Billy couldn't muster one vote in support.