Saturday, February 03, 2007

Strutting Strumpets get tart when called on bawdiness

Bought:
Warner of Virginia
Susan Collins of Maine
Norm Coleman of Minnesota
Gordon Smith of Oregon
Chuck Hagel of Nebraska
Olympia Snowe of Maine

Negotiating price:
George Voinovich of Ohio
Lisa Murkowski of Alaska
Sam Brownback of Kansas
Lamar Alexander of Tennessee
John Sununu of New Hampshire

Acting coy on the street corner:
Arlen Specter of Pennsyvania

Just look for the redlight.