The Boo Hoo Obama Network will start handing out Kleenex soon and looks forward to diaper changing and holding correct-parenting classes soon.
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Head Nanny, Nancy Pelosi, will be offering green-tips for wiping baby's butt every Tuesday and Thursday in the former smoking lounge at the Capitol. Barney and Harry have already volunteered their time as diaper models.
